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- Okay, everyone take
out a piece of paper.

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Don't panic, it's
not a pop quiz.

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Now, I need you to write down

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the top three things that
you must identify with.

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It can be anything.

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No wrong answers.

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Time!

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Pencils down.

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Young lady.

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- Grad student.

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- [Teacher] Go on.

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- Sister.

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And someday, hopefully
governor of this great state.

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- Mm, ambition.

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I admire that.

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- An American citizen.

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- American citizen.

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- Rebel.

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(laughing)

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- [Teacher] Okay.

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- Black.

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I'm a black female.

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- [Teacher] Black,
a black female.

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What's the first
thing on your mind?

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(dramatic music)

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- [Reporter] Breaking
news right now at 10,

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one person is dead
after a shooting

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on Oklahoma City's
northeast side.

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♪ I met a man walking
home the other day ♪

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♪ The brother told me ♪

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♪ Wish I could do
it all over again ♪

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♪ Cause now I see ♪

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♪ Don't love you back ♪

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♪ Try to stay
focused on tomorrow ♪

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♪ Play within my means ♪

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♪ Paying portions on borrow ♪

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♪ So I gave my
whole life to it ♪

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♪ Could've put a
knife through it ♪

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♪ Should've been
the life moving ♪

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- [Teacher] I need
you to list...

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♪ I mean, nobody ever told me ♪

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♪ Learned on my own because
nobody ever showed me ♪

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♪ At home, they talking
bout I made it now ♪

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♪ I feel boxed in hoping
that I make it out ♪

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♪ I'm not from Harlem,
I'm not from Compton ♪

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♪ I'm from Oklahoma
City, rotten ♪

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♪ Trying to get it poppin' ♪

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♪ Trying to please everybody ♪

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♪ I never do enough, yo,
I'm never good enough ♪

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- [Reporters] A
struggled continued,

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and five shots are fired.

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(gun firing)

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(clearing throat)

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(snoring)

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- We might have to get out
the bucket of hot water.

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- And why aren't you
dressed, Professor?

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Like father like son.

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- Well, at least I have
good taste in music.

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- [Mom] Looks like the
90s projective vomited

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all over this room.

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- Oh!

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And what is your definition
of quality music,

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Mrs. Johnson?

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- Well you know, like Adele.

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- Ugh.

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Well, at least you're pretty.

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- What's wrong with Adele?

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- Nothing.

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- [Mom] What kind
of blissful noise

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have you exposed him to, huh?

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- I have exposed
him to greatness.

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(chuckling)

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Led Zeppelin.

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- Hm.

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- The Rolling Stones.

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Bob Dylan.

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Jimi Hendrix.

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(chuckling)

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(singing)
(laughing)

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- Sweet Jesus, I'm up!

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- Oh, look who's
decided to greet the day

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in all his awkward glory.

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- Dad.

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Where are your pants?

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- In my room.

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- Do you want to go find them

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and never take them off again?

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And can you two please get this

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baby making gyrating
out of my room?

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- Hm!

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- Oh, come here.

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- Not a chance!

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Dad, pants, pants!

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(catchy music)

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♪ Time to time ♪

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♪ I know you must see ♪

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♪ Scary shadows ♪

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♪ Of what we could be ♪

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♪ Well, I wish you weren't
so frightened now ♪

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♪ Of me ♪

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(drowned out music)

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♪ Well, hey ♪

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♪ I just want to
love you right ♪

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- Oh my God.

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Best Snap ever.

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Fuckin' epic!

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That had to be the whitest
shit I've ever seen, son!

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Come here.

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Hey, you must be careful,

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I'm gonna have to
revoke your black card.

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- Jesus freak, man!

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- Hey!

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Rude.

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I showered.

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- I'm talking about
your whisky breath.

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- So I made a
breakfast cocktail,

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big deal, people do that.

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- Yeah, alcoholics.

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(humming)

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- Oh!

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Whoa, nice trousers,
Dr. Johnson.

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- Sarcasm, in the morning.

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A degenerate after my own heart.

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- Hey!

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- Nice hair, Michael.

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Very hipster.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- I'm doing that new dance.

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You know, the Twitter.

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Like Miley Cyrus.

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- Uh, I believe the dance
you're referring to is twerking.

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That...

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That is not twerking.

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Oh my God, stop being weird.

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- Hey, I'm shaking
off the haters.

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- Chad, your parents
are blacker than you.

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(laughing)

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♪ Confirmation, the
conversation I'm debating ♪

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♪ Contemplating, I've
forsaken, waiting patient ♪

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- Thanks for the ride, bro.

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I should be getting
my license back soon.

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Hey, crank this shit up.

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♪ Now the power in the fist ♪

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- Yeah!

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♪ So raise it in the midst ♪

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♪ If it's Shaka or a Kunta ♪

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- Nope, I'm sorry.

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I can't, I can't.

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It's way too early to turn up.

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- It is my duty as your friend

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to give you an urban education.

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(laughing)

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- Oh, do enlighten me, master.

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- Hey, I can teach
a thing or two about

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how hard it is for us black
folks out here in the projects.

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- Nope.

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One, this is white suburbia,

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and two, you're not black.

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- I am the motherfuckin' Mr.
Miyagi of blackness, son!

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Watch and learn.

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See, you are an enigma.

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(catchy music)

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- Whoa!

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Why don't you watch where
you're fucking going, faggot.

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- I'm sorry.
- Well, you're sorry,

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but you almost ran over
me and my girlfriend.

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- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, I know.

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She deserves an apology though.

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- Holy balls.

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Would you look at that?

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- [Chad] Damn, mama.

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- Chad, I would totally
leave you for her.

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Where the hell has she
been hiding all semester?

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- She's probably
been preoccupied

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with that vampire lookin',
steroid induced douche bag

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she's clinging to
like a spider monkey.

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- Psh, stop being salty,

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I'm worshiping him right now.

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- Dude, he's dating
Kylie Jenner,

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and he's terrorizing
that kid over there.

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Douche.

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- What are you, Supernigga?

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You're always
penning the outcast.

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You got this savior
complex in you.

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Chad, she's looking at us.

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- I'm not blind,
bro, what do we do?

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- I don't know.

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Act natural, wave.

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Put your fuckin' hand down,

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she's not waving at us.

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Have some class, you perv.

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- No, just come on,
let me get my glasses.

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- Ah, ah, ah.

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- Just let me get my glasses.

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- No, no, no, no, no.

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Allow me.

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Bye.

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- Whatever.

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(laughing)

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- I gotta get to
women's studies.

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- Now that's a
class you're willing

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to be on time for.

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- There's literally no better
place to pick up chicks, bro.

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Later.

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(phone ringing)

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- Yes?

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- [Woman] There's
a representative

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from an adoption
agency on the line?

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They said it was urgent.

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(somber piano music)

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(clapping)

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- My name is Melanie Fischer,

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and I cannot adequately express

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how proud and
thrilled I am to see

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all you beautiful,
colorful people

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on this very special day.

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This is an extremely
incredible opportunity

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for us all to share collective
experiences together,

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and to connect with a
diverse group of individuals

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who might never...

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Oh, hi.

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Hi, yes.

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Take a seat, thank you.

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As I was saying, this is
a great opportunity for us

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to build a tolerance for anyone

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who has ever felt
different or unloved,

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afraid, or simply
unacknowledged.

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This club is your safe haven.

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It is a place of peace,
and I look forward

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to getting to know all of you

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and hearing all of your stories.

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Thank you.

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(clapping)

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- And I'm pretty sure
that's what caused it.

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- I could do without
the judgment right now.

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- Just saying, you're not making
it any easier on yourself.

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- Look, I just want to
have some hangover food

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with my best friend
in peace, please.

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Okay?

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- All right.

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- Oh.

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- Hello, fellas.

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Here you go.

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- Thanks, Leah.

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- It's Le-ah.

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- Forgive me, my mistake.

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- Yeah, the dash is
there for a reason.

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- That poor girl!

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- About to make this
waffle my bitch!

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Look at that.

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I know you're jealous.

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- So jealous.

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- Well, if it ain't
the gruesome twosome.

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Hey, Brad.

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- Chad. (chuckles)

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- Sure.

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Well enjoy it, Brad.

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- New friend of yours?

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- Just business, Chad.

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We can't all be privileged.

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God, this guy is always
with a different chick.

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- [Chad] Must be his
flavor of the week.

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- Bet he's got a
bigger dick than you.

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♪ Trying to paint a
picture so vivid ♪

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♪ I live it, give it the image ♪

270
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,049
♪ Mandela sitting in prison ♪

271
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,676
♪ No different
mission of business ♪

272
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,177
♪ Reminiscing, what is this ♪

273
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,179
♪ Militant Chuck
D, Public Enemy ♪

274
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,224
- So, what are you
selling exactly?

275
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,558
- Peace.

276
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,476
(laughing)

277
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,228
- That's certainly not for sale.

278
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,896
It's a state of mind.

279
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:10,938
- You should join us.

280
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,775
- What are you guys protesting?

281
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,027
- Have you turned
on the news lately?

282
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,278
- God, no.

283
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,531
There's never anything
worth watching on there.

284
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,241
- Okay, well, some
of us actually care

285
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201
about things that matter.

286
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,387
You know, this affects you too

287
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,955
whether you want
to admit it or not.

288
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,039
- Damn.

289
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,499
Girl, chill.

290
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,752
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to be mean or anything...

291
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,170
- You're fine.

292
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,381
Just giving you a hard time.

293
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,012
(drowned out rap music)

294
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,225
(chuckling)

295
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,396
(somber piano music)

296
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,649
(soda fountain running)

297
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,743
A stalker much?

298
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,456
What are you protesting
now, vegetables?

299
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,249
- Oh, dressing on
the side, cute.

300
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,168
What are you, a vegan?

301
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,170
- No, I just like to
be health conscious.

302
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,590
- You looked right at
me when you said that.

303
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,799
- Nah uh.

304
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,217
- Okay, well, you know what?

305
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,553
I'm just gonna eat this
delicious, fatty goodness

306
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,846
while you starve all day

307
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,568
because you decided to
eat grass for lunch.

308
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,934
- What brings you
to this university?

309
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,978
Other than being a psych major.

310
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,497
- Well, it's a means
of an end, I guess.

311
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,273
I mean, I've changed majors

312
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,858
as much as I've
changed t-shirts.

313
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,212
I don't know, it's difficult
settling on one thing.

314
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,589
You know, one major
that will ultimately

315
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,615
become the rest of your life.

316
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,618
So finally, I
settled on psychology

317
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,787
with a minor in
contemporary dance.

318
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,599
- You plan on dancing
for your patience

319
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,832
once you start counseling?

320
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,377
(laughing)

321
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,378
Really?
- Yeah.

322
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,253
- A fry.
- Yeah.

323
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,380
- Okay.
- Yeah.

324
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,382
- Okay, real mature.
(laughing)

325
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,466
- Here, just eat one.

326
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,093
- No, just look at it...
- Just one.

327
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,094
- It's greasy, it's salty.
- It's gonna be okay...

328
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,197
- It's not good for you.
- Okay.

329
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:06,930
No, you're right, I'll take it.

330
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,139
More for me.

331
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,517
- Yeah, you can have it.

332
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,769
(chuckling)

333
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,980
- Okay, well, let's test it,

334
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,232
let's play counselor.

335
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,442
I'm gonna ask you
some questions.

336
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,861
What is your favorite movie?

337
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,155
- Now, that's a deep,
methodical question.

338
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,468
You go straight for
the jugular, don't you?

339
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,830
Okay, I'm gonna have
to say "American Pie".

340
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,747
- Oh, God!

341
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,333
You're one of those guys.

342
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,228
- Are you not gonna tell me
yours isn't "The Notebook"?

343
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,962
- [Melanie] "Requiem
For a Dream".

344
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,338
- [Chad] What?

345
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,941
- Oh, I don't think I can
be friends with someone

346
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,758
who doesn't get a
stiffy for Aronofsky.

347
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,554
But I'm gonna give you a
chance to redeem yourself.

348
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,471
- Mm.

349
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,673
- Tell me something personal.

350
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,560
- You first, I'm blocked.

351
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,769
- Okay.

352
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,479
Things I hate.

353
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,149
Black licorice, because
it is not a candy.

354
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,400
Seriously, it tastes like tar,

355
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,153
and it is one of the
worst things in the world.

356
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,781
What else...

357
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:12,162
Reality TV, Kanye West, and
all disciples of Fox News.

358
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,413
Boom!

359
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,164
(laughs)

360
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,205
- Okay.

361
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,250
Fears.

362
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:22,005
Small people, clowns,
Ferris wheels.

363
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,340
Can't trust 'em.

364
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,381
- That's predictable.

365
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:29,262
- I thought the counselor
was supposed to be unbiased.

366
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,097
You suck at this.

367
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,223
- Uh...

368
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,017
(laughing)

369
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,685
- What, you aren't
afraid of anything?

370
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,895
- Nothing comes to mind.

371
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,189
- Rejection.

372
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,065
That's a big one.

373
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,235
- Um...

374
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,090
You know, Chad, I feel like
I need to tell you something,

375
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,658
and this is not to be
presumptuous or anything,

376
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,452
it's more preventative.

377
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,790
But I like you, and
I think you're funny,

378
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,959
and sincere, and this has
been really, really nice,

379
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,380
but I just got out of
a toxic relationship

380
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,899
and I don't think I'm
really ready to jump into...

381
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,257
- I spoke too soon.

382
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,051
- Friends?

383
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,429
- Friends.

384
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,351
Nice chatting with
you, Counselor.

385
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,524
- How can I help you, Jasmine?

386
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,734
Can I call you Jasmine?

387
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,361
- Mrs. Johnson.

388
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,403
- Barbara.

389
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,115
You can call me Barbara.

390
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,368
- Barbara.

391
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,496
I want you to know
I really appreciate

392
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,206
your meeting with me.

393
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,874
- You've come a long way.

394
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,916
- Not long enough.

395
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,421
- You look a lot
different than I remember.

396
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,839
- 21 years of hard living.

397
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,719
- So, why have you
come to my office

398
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,886
after all these years?

399
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,266
- There's no sense in us
dancing around hot coals.

400
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,019
I think we both
know why I'm here.

401
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,645
- It was an open adoption.

402
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,814
- I don't mean no
disrespect, ma'am.

403
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,401
I know I ain't got no
legal right to his name.

404
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,197
I must look pretty pathetic
sitting in front of you.

405
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,239
It's...

406
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,491
Time.

407
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,120
The answer is time.

408
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,005
- Our beautiful boy.

409
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,382
Chad.

410
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,596
Chad Eugene Johnson.

411
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,389
- I still have dreams of him.

412
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:43,980
Dreams of where he is,
what he looks like,

413
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,315
what his goals are.

414
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,741
How he's treated
by other people.

415
00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,038
Does he ever wonder?

416
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,539
- Briefly.

417
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,170
In junior high he
had some questions.

418
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,964
It's not a subject that
he's very forthcoming about.

419
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,721
- I was never...

420
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,889
- Just tell me why.

421
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,308
Just answer me.

422
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,272
- I was never prepared
to be a mother.

423
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,402
I was young and selfish.

424
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,655
My parents could barely afford

425
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,532
to put a roof over my head.

426
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:43,164
Chad would've been just
another casualty of my shame.

427
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,587
If I had known how much
suffering and regret

428
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,173
I'd have to endure
by letting him go,

429
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,469
I'd of done the best I could
under the circumstances.

430
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:03,852
I'm asking you for a chance
to do the right thing, again.

431
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,364
(somber piano music)

432
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,454
While there's still time.

433
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,834
(somber piano music)

434
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,849
(drowned out pop music)

435
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,628
(clears throat)

436
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,421
- Are you okay, miss?

437
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,673
- Oh, yeah, thanks.

438
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,714
I'll be fine.

439
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,805
- Maybe she's just a friend.

440
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,225
- I may be pretty,
but I'm not stupid.

441
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,313
Oh, I'm sorry.

442
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,731
Do I know you?

443
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,774
- No.

444
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,151
No, we attend the same college.

445
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,277
- Oh, I'm Amber.

446
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,570
- Chad.

447
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,816
- Thanks again for asking if
I'm okay, I appreciate it.

448
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,457
- You know what makes me
feel better on a rough day?

449
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,499
- Hm?

450
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,086
- A new pair of shoes.

451
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,256
- Ooh!

452
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,507
- Try 'em on.

453
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,549
- Thank you.

454
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,469
(chuckles)

455
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,893
- Need a hand?

456
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,770
- No, I think I'm good, thanks.

457
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,731
- God, you lesbians
are so independent.

458
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,523
(laughing)

459
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,191
- I am not a lesbian!

460
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,818
- Oh, awkward, I'm sorry.

461
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,671
I just thought since you were
like, a part of the club...

462
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,863
- You thought that since

463
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,448
I was the president
of the Queer Club

464
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,159
that I was a grade
A certified lesbian.

465
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,411
- Well, I just want you to
know that I'm really inspired

466
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,329
by everything you're
doing for this university.

467
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,497
Lesbian or not.

468
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,665
(laughing)

469
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,624
- No, well, I
think it's you guys

470
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,251
who are really changing lives.

471
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,466
Oh my God, you're about
as subtle as a grenade.

472
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,426
I saw you checking that guy out.

473
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,903
- Man, if I could get my
hands on a piece of that

474
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,429
I'd have his babies.

475
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,598
I mean, we may not
be able to reproduce,

476
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,391
but we could keep
practicing anyway.

477
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,019
- Okay, so, go talk to him!

478
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,439
I mean, he's cute, you're cute,

479
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,732
what's the problem?

480
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,192
- Yeah, I wish it
were that simple.

481
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,902
But what about you?

482
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,905
This club isn't exactly
ideal for hetero hookups.

483
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:02,947
- There's this guy.

484
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,616
- Tell me, tell me.

485
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,076
- I don't know.

486
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:09,496
My ex pretty much ruined any
prospect of romance for me.

487
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,474
- But are you really gonna
let every future male suitor

488
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,778
pay for the sins of one asshole?

489
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,671
- I don't...
(laughs)

490
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,653
- You are so busted.

491
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,695
- Hi.

492
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,824
You know, you
really should learn

493
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,326
to clear the search
history on your laptop

494
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,452
before logging out.

495
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,373
(laughing)

496
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,958
The look on your face.

497
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,584
I was just dropping
off some laundry.

498
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,672
All right.

499
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,925
So, what do you
want on this aisle?

500
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,886
- Nothing over here.

501
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,514
- Oh, come on, it's
because it's healthy.

502
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,890
I'm gonna get you some juice.

503
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,142
- I don't want juice!

504
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,810
- It'll be good for you.

505
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:14,954
It'll be good for your brain.

506
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:15,603
- No!

507
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:16,813
No!

508
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,857
- All right, what
else do you want then?

509
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,650
- Some snackage.

510
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,152
- You want some snackage.
- Snackage.

511
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,573
- Oh, hey, baby,
I gotta take this.

512
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,283
Why don't you go
pick out your cereal

513
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,035
and I'll finish up here.

514
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,076
- Okay.

515
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:33,997
- Hi!

516
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,039
Jasmine.

517
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,217
Could I call you right back?

518
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:58,313
- Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am,
I didn't see you there.

519
00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,689
- May I help you with something?

520
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,107
- No, no, I'm fine.

521
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,485
I'm just keeping my eye on
that young man over there.

522
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,654
- Well, that young man
happens to be my son.

523
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,369
And you know, I've tried
my best as his mother

524
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,621
to safeguard him from
self righteous people

525
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,122
such as yourself

526
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,959
who can't seem to get past
their own pigheaded ignorance!

527
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,711
That young man over there

528
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,048
is the kindest, most
compassionate, honest,

529
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,092
generous people that
you will ever know.

530
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,887
If I had any less compassion,
I would have you fired.

531
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,681
Of course, then
I would be acting

532
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:33,973
the way you expect me to.

533
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,103
Good day, ma'am.

534
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,688
Don't you have some
groceries to stock?

535
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,197
- Clean up on aisle nine.

536
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:50,865
Way to go, mom.

537
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,492
- Nobody messes with my baby.

538
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:06,857
- You know you want to.
- No.

539
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,049
- You know it's gonna happen.

540
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,259
- No, no.
- Yup.

541
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,611
- Put it down, let's go.
- Three, two, one...

542
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,178
- No, no.
- Hump day!

543
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,601
Bro, I am starving.

544
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,478
- We just devoured
a Chinese buffet.

545
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,898
- True, but I may or may not
have lit up in the parking lot.

546
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,818
So, I've got the munchies.

547
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,029
- You're gonna get
caught one of these days.

548
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,991
- Let's just say the dean
and I have an understanding.

549
00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:33,950
- Understanding?

550
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,077
Like a sexual understanding?

551
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,911
- Shh, keep your
voice down, Chad,

552
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,121
this is a library.

553
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,789
Have some class son, sheesh.

554
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:40,831
- Class?

555
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,876
- Just go, go!

556
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,715
Better quiet down, miss.

557
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:49,757
I'm watching you.

558
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,180
(laughing)

559
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,852
Ah, I see that books
aren't the only thang

560
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:01,936
we're here to check out.

561
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,149
- Her name is Melanie.

562
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,025
- Ah!

563
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,067
So you admit it.

564
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,864
Thank God, celibacy was making
you difficult to be around.

565
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,908
- She's not interested, Mike.

566
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:17,911
She said as much herself,
I mean look at her.

567
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,829
She's into black guys.

568
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,122
(chuckling)

569
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,164
You know what I mean.

570
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,418
- I don't think you
know what you mean.

571
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,422
(keys jingling)

572
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,215
Go, go.

573
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,256
- Give me my keys, man.

574
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,550
- Go.

575
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,477
- You know, I'm not
entirely convinced

576
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,771
that you read as often as
you're trying to lead on.

577
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:45,980
- Really?

578
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:46,981
- Well, I mean, you
didn't come here

579
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,263
for the terrible coffee either.

580
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,321
- No, I actually came
over to ask if you...

581
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,533
I mean, to see if you wanted to,

582
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,663
or if you're available,
or interested.

583
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,083
I mean, maybe we could...

584
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,293
I mean, it wouldn't be...

585
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,504
(laughing)

586
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,380
Nevermind.

587
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,090
- Chad.

588
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,011
Ask me again.

589
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,810
- Will you go out to dinner
with me Saturday night?

590
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:24,852
- Hell no.

591
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,398
(laughing)

592
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,253
(somber music)

593
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,977
- We are his family.

594
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:10,106
You think Chad
doesn't know that?

595
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,609
- I feel like he's gonna
take one look at her

596
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,569
and know what he's
missed all these years.

597
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,406
I'm gonna pale in comparison.

598
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,992
(somber music)

599
00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,456
- You are living
inside your head.

600
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:33,838
You and I have raised
a brilliant kid.

601
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,259
It would be selfish not
to share his greatness

602
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,095
with other people.

603
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,015
This will always be his home.

604
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,601
He knows that.

605
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,314
- God!

606
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,774
I love this man.

607
00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:55,068
(somber music)

608
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,077
- Prepare to be boarded.

609
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,037
(laughing)

610
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,079
- Oh dear.

611
00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,795
- I am coming for you.

612
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:14,921
- [Barbara] Oh my!

613
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:17,525
- You're gonna get some of this.

614
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,050
- [Barbara] Oh, I like it!

615
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,219
- And some of this.

616
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,137
(laughing)

617
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,555
- Oh God!

618
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:24,949
- [Father] You'll be
hoisted up on this...

619
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,016
- Hoisted?

620
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:27,057
Oh dear, oh no.

621
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,270
Oh my God.

622
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,646
- And maybe a little of this!

623
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,108
(laughing)

624
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,211
You think they can hear us?

625
00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:39,154
- [Barbara] Not a chance!

626
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,321
- All right.

627
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,823
Prepare for liftoff.

628
00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,160
(laughing)

629
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,584
- Sounds like your parents

630
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,337
are getting on that business!

631
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,547
- Turn up the volume, please.

632
00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,150
We need some white
noise in the background.

633
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,218
- I'm pretty sure that
qualifies as a white noise.

634
00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:04,637
So...

635
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,015
Netflix, porn, no chill though.

636
00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:08,308
Fuck that, right?

637
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,350
- Neither.

638
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,228
Wait, you still watch porn?

639
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,813
- Uh, am I a male?

640
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,190
Do I have a penis?

641
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,775
- How do you find
time between that

642
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:20,570
and your other hobbies?

643
00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,032
- We make time, Chad.

644
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:29,412
I try to rub one out
on my lunch breaks.

645
00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:31,664
- I can't imagine why you
never told me that story.

646
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,001
Does he have a name?

647
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,674
- It changes like the seasons.

648
00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,842
I try to give it
a pretentious name

649
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:46,388
like a Sebastian or a Cornelius.

650
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:47,806
(laughing)

651
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,557
- I call mine the Dark Knight...

652
00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:52,268
Rises.

653
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,770
- Holy shit, son.

654
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:56,523
That is the fuckin' shit!

655
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:57,732
No toilet!

656
00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,150
- Stop, stop it!

657
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:00,192
- So...

658
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,963
When are you gonna make a
freak out of library girl?

659
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,489
- When are you gonna
realize you and I

660
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,449
aren't the same person?

661
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,034
- Well, if it wasn't for me,

662
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,912
there would be no date to
speak of, so you're welcome.

663
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:14,249
- There is one thing
you can help me with.

664
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:17,752
Melanie, she's into black men.

665
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,295
And when I say black men,

666
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:22,716
I mean black men.
- Black men.

667
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:26,428
- And I listen to indie rock,
I shop at Banana Republic,

668
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:29,180
and I use colorful
words like flabbergasted

669
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,724
in everyday conversation.

670
00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:35,437
I'm fully aware of my
ethnic limitations?

671
00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:37,230
I need an urban transformation,

672
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:40,400
so I have a proposition for you.

673
00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:41,442
Now, I was...

674
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,031
- I thought you'd never ask.

675
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:55,206
(drowned out rap music)

676
00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:10,472
♪ Before I had it, I closed
my eyes and imagined ♪

677
00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,057
♪ Now I ain't never
had much, see ♪

678
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,391
♪ Each side dusty ♪

679
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,477
♪ Half a loaf of
bread, red Kool-Aid ♪

680
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:16,394
♪ And some lunch meat ♪

681
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,021
♪ Girls wouldn't touch me ♪

682
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,397
♪ Thinking I had it ♪

683
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:23,151
♪ Close my eyes and imagine ♪

684
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,236
♪ No matter how the
situation looked ♪

685
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,488
♪ Plates empty ♪

686
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,156
♪ Imagining food like
the scene on Hook ♪

687
00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,700
♪ If my dreams don't
hook, line, and sinker ♪

688
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:34,245
♪ Everything I think of ♪

689
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,207
♪ I close my eyes to see ♪

690
00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:40,085
♪ Everything come alive ♪

691
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:43,088
♪ And only these
dreams keep me ♪

692
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,049
♪ Perfect visions
are in my mind ♪

693
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:49,177
♪ And maybe you'll see one day ♪

694
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:52,222
♪ All that I've
seen, you'll know ♪

695
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:56,518
♪ You can believe, just
clothes your eyes with me ♪

696
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,895
♪ Imagination ♪

697
00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:24,254
(doorbell rings)

698
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:31,720
- Damn, girl.

699
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,264
You clean up nicely.

700
00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:38,560
- Thanks.

701
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:42,689
- Yo, that dress fits you
like one of Beyonce's weaves.

702
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,566
Flawless.

703
00:33:44,607 --> 00:33:46,359
- You look different.

704
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,111
- Different good
or different bad?

705
00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:51,197
- I haven't decided yet.

706
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:55,952
♪ I got your confirmation ♪

707
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,620
♪ The conversation
I'm debating ♪

708
00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,515
♪ Contemplating, I've
forsaken, waiting patient ♪

709
00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:00,699
- Is this what you listen to?

710
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,209
- Man, hell yeah!

711
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,386
♪ Now that's the
power in the fist ♪

712
00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:14,471
♪ So we raise it ♪

713
00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:15,805
- I didn't know you smoked weed.

714
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,100
- Yeah.

715
00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:21,894
Yeah, fo sho.

716
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,734
- Well, what do you
say we make this night

717
00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,277
a little more interesting?

718
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,659
(laughing)

719
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:46,503
- Wow, this is unexpected.

720
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:47,629
- Oh, Chad.

721
00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:48,546
I want you to meet
my favorite person,

722
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:49,588
this is Devin.

723
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,425
- Oh, what's up bro?

724
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:53,259
- Right.

725
00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,428
I'm good, bro.

726
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,263
Are you guys ready to order?

727
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,557
- Just get Chad
and I my regular,

728
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,644
and I'm gonna visit
the little girl's room.

729
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,854
(laughing)

730
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,568
(gurgling)

731
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,446
- Psst.

732
00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:14,488
Sup, nigga.

733
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,533
- Greetings, my niggers.

734
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:18,575
Oh, no, no, no.

735
00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,619
Niggas.

736
00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:24,624
(chuckling)

737
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,046
- [Melanie] You okay?

738
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:31,088
What's wrong?

739
00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,093
- Don't look behind you,

740
00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:40,432
but there's this cowboy
looking dude staring me down.

741
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,518
(laughing)

742
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,269
- Okay, so what?

743
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,437
Just ignore him.

744
00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,569
Is there a problem, sir?

745
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,204
Okay.

746
00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:08,001
(laughing)

747
00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:10,295
- That was straight gangsta!

748
00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:14,674
- Okay, I'm sorry,

749
00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:15,901
but can you please
stop talking like that?

750
00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:18,011
- What's wrong with how I talk?

751
00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:20,637
- It's not you!

752
00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:25,643
Here.

753
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:26,770
That is so much better.

754
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:32,025
So you think being black is
just a character you play?

755
00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,067
- It's not natural.

756
00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:38,990
I'm too white washed to
be accepted by blacks,

757
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:42,285
and I'm too black to be
fully embraced by whites.

758
00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:47,248
I straddle the proverbial line

759
00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,418
that separates the two.

760
00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:53,564
- Well, maybe you just
have a limited perspective

761
00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:55,548
of what it means to
be black or white.

762
00:36:57,008 --> 00:37:01,388
I mean, you're black
because you were born black.

763
00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:03,306
It doesn't come with an
instructional manual,

764
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:04,474
just be yourself.

765
00:37:07,018 --> 00:37:09,479
- You're gonna make a
great counselor some day.

766
00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:13,858
- [Devin] Stoner
special coming in.

767
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,194
This one is on the house.

768
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:17,529
- Oh God, is it that obvious?

769
00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:21,491
- Your eyes are dilated,
you smell like a frat house,

770
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:22,677
and the two of you
have been laughing

771
00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:24,703
as if you're at a
standup comedy show.

772
00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:27,163
And I for one know that
this one is not that funny.

773
00:37:27,205 --> 00:37:28,456
(laughing)

774
00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:29,582
- Stop!

775
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:30,625
(laughing)

776
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:31,667
Thank you.

777
00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:33,753
- You're funny.

778
00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:34,629
- Thanks.

779
00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:35,588
I'm gonna eat though, so...

780
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,630
- Okay.

781
00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,344
(doorbell rings)

782
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:42,386
- I'll get it.

783
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,191
It's good to see you again.

784
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:00,655
Can I get you
something to drink?

785
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:02,532
- No, I'm fine.

786
00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:03,574
Thank you.

787
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,749
(somber piano music)

788
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:11,790
- Jasmine.

789
00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:14,585
- Barbara.

790
00:38:18,089 --> 00:38:19,089
- Look.

791
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:22,385
(chuckling)

792
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:24,262
Oh, and here he is as a cowboy.

793
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,141
And swimming.

794
00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:31,936
(door creaks)

795
00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,106
- Hey mom, dad.

796
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,268
- Chad, honey, can you come
in here for just a minute?

797
00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:42,822
This is Jasmine Jones,

798
00:38:42,864 --> 00:38:45,742
and she's traveled
all the way from Tulsa

799
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:46,784
just to see you.

800
00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:50,455
- To see you?

801
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,831
- Yeah baby, just to see you.

802
00:38:56,586 --> 00:38:59,839
Chad, Jasmine is
your birth mother.

803
00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,717
(emotional music)

804
00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:13,812
Why don't we take a
drive around the lake?

805
00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:31,037
(door creaks)

806
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:37,585
- [Jasmine] What's on your mind?

807
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:41,965
- I'm not sure exactly.

808
00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:44,467
It's a lot to process.

809
00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:49,180
My parents, they kept
a significant detail

810
00:39:49,222 --> 00:39:52,767
of this arrangement under wraps.

811
00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:58,398
- [Jasmine] Are you
very upset, Chad?

812
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,983
- Well, why now?

813
00:40:00,025 --> 00:40:01,905
I gave up on this sort
of thing a long time ago.

814
00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:05,947
- You sound just like her.

815
00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:06,989
- Well, she did raise me.

816
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:13,997
- I want you to know that
not a single day went by

817
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,498
that I didn't think about you.

818
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:22,922
But you've grown, thrived,

819
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,925
become your own man.

820
00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:32,974
It pains and comforts
me in equal measure

821
00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,102
that you've become
someone special

822
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,815
with no influence of my own.

823
00:40:44,152 --> 00:40:45,570
(chuckling)

824
00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,114
The same blood runs
through our veins

825
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:53,912
yet I can see your eyes
look straight through me.

826
00:40:57,749 --> 00:41:00,794
I thank God that someone
loved and protected you

827
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:04,255
the way I should've,
the way I couldn't.

828
00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,965
(sobbing)

829
00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:08,218
(coughing)

830
00:41:08,259 --> 00:41:09,886
- [Chad] Are you okay?

831
00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:14,766
- I'm not gone yet.

832
00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:20,939
I still have some time, if
you're willing to share yours.

833
00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:29,155
- Where's the Jack, bitches!

834
00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,532
I need a shot.

835
00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:36,204
Let's turn up, motherfuckers!

836
00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:37,872
- Well, you heard her!

837
00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:39,916
Let's turn it up, bitches!

838
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,394
- You didn't tell
me Luke was hosting.

839
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,752
- Hey, a party's a party, right?

840
00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,422
Come on Chad, lighten up.

841
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:47,090
Live a little.

842
00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:49,467
Besides, there's a sea of
other drunk college students

843
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:51,511
to distract yourself with.

844
00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,679
- Don't step...

845
00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:01,979
- Chad!

846
00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:04,899
I thought that was you.

847
00:42:04,941 --> 00:42:07,110
How's my favorite
sales clerk doing?

848
00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:08,445
Are you leaving?

849
00:42:08,486 --> 00:42:09,779
- No.

850
00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,865
Nah, I just came out
to get some fresh air.

851
00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:12,866
- Mm.

852
00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,284
Let me guess.

853
00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:15,725
This isn't really
your scene, is it?

854
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,788
- I do better with
smaller crowds.

855
00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,665
(laughing)

856
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:21,707
- Are you with Luke?

857
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:24,001
- Yes.

858
00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,045
- Hm.

859
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,006
- I know what you're thinking.

860
00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,275
- No, no, no, it's
none of my business.

861
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:30,925
- Hear me out.

862
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:34,804
He's rough around
the edges, I know.

863
00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:38,933
But he's actually really
sensitive and caring

864
00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:40,060
when you get to know him.

865
00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:41,186
He's been through a lot.

866
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:47,942
Just last year his mom confessed

867
00:42:47,984 --> 00:42:49,694
that she had an affair

868
00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:51,863
and that he's not his
father's biological son.

869
00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:57,952
He and his father
were very close.

870
00:42:57,994 --> 00:42:58,994
It's really changed him.

871
00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,123
Sometimes I think I'm
the only support system

872
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,165
that he has.

873
00:43:15,553 --> 00:43:16,553
- Well...

874
00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:21,059
I hope he pays as
much attention to you

875
00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,101
as you do to him.

876
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:25,855
It's not your
responsibility to save him.

877
00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:29,908
Just make sure you're
taking care of yourself.

878
00:43:38,034 --> 00:43:39,034
- Really, Luke?

879
00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:41,621
- Babe, we are just talking.

880
00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:43,872
- Wow.

881
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,584
(laughs)

882
00:43:49,337 --> 00:43:50,922
- Amber.

883
00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:51,631
Amber.
- There he is!

884
00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:52,673
Hey!

885
00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:58,221
Hey, don't you
give me that look.

886
00:43:58,263 --> 00:43:59,699
- Just take it easy,
Mike, it's not a race...

887
00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:01,158
- Hey, hey, hey, I don't
need no babysitter,

888
00:44:01,182 --> 00:44:02,182
you're not my brother.

889
00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:05,812
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.

890
00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:06,855
I didn't mean it, aight?

891
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,107
Look, I'll cut you a deal.

892
00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:12,152
I'll switch to beer,

893
00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:13,194
but you gotta promise me

894
00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:14,696
you'll at least
attempt to socialize

895
00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:16,114
with these people.

896
00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:18,241
- And these are all
your friends, Mike.

897
00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:19,576
- No, no, that's not true,

898
00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:21,457
they just don't know how
dope you are yet, man.

899
00:44:22,495 --> 00:44:23,495
Dude, come here.

900
00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:28,585
(dramatic music)

901
00:44:28,626 --> 00:44:29,794
Aight.

902
00:44:29,836 --> 00:44:31,046
Aight everybody, listen up.

903
00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:32,087
Listen up!

904
00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:35,216
I've got an
announcement to make.

905
00:44:35,258 --> 00:44:37,010
For those of you who don't know,

906
00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:40,972
this is my best friend Chad.

907
00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:44,351
Everybody say "Hi, Chad!"

908
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,894
- [Group] Hi, Chad!

909
00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:47,270
- Thank you.

910
00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:52,108
You see, Chad here, is the
best damn version of me.

911
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,193
He's a real, live rockstar

912
00:44:53,234 --> 00:44:55,236
and a fucking amazing companion.

913
00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:59,574
You see, Chad,
he's a little shy.

914
00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:02,535
It takes him a little
while to open up to others.

915
00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:04,079
So if you God damn
party monsters

916
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,916
would be so kind as to
make him feel welcome,

917
00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:11,044
I promise he'll be the best
investment you ever made!

918
00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:12,128
Now get up off your asses

919
00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:13,755
and get this motherfucker
a real drink!

920
00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,924
(cheering)

921
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:20,219
- Sorry.

922
00:45:21,596 --> 00:45:23,306
♪ Drinks is on me ♪

923
00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:25,433
♪ Get loose, Grey Goose ♪

924
00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:28,269
♪ That Patron got
me in the zone ♪

925
00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:30,605
♪ Get loose, Grey Goose ♪

926
00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:31,856
♪ Got me in the zone ♪

927
00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,234
♪ Got, got me in the zone ♪

928
00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:37,070
♪ She's a bad chick,
I gotta have it ♪

929
00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:39,989
♪ Matter of fact she run
with a bunch of chicks ♪

930
00:45:40,031 --> 00:45:42,367
♪ I woke up and say
do you want a drink ♪

931
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,786
♪ She leans over,
and drinks is on me ♪

932
00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:46,079
♪ She got good head ♪

933
00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:47,080
♪ And I like that ♪

934
00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:48,581
♪ She got soft skin ♪

935
00:45:48,623 --> 00:45:50,083
♪ And I like that ♪

936
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,334
♪ She got a nice whip ♪

937
00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,420
♪ And I like that ♪

938
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,256
♪ She's independent and
I really like that ♪

939
00:45:56,297 --> 00:45:59,092
(record scratching)

940
00:46:05,223 --> 00:46:07,892
♪ Drinks is on me ♪

941
00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:16,359
♪ And I like that ♪

942
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:19,112
♪ Really like that ♪

943
00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:29,789
♪ Drinks is on me ♪

944
00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:34,753
(cheering)

945
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:43,678
- I thought black people are
only good at contact sports.

946
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,139
- I'm not really black,
it's just a really good tan.

947
00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:49,184
- Yeah.

948
00:46:49,225 --> 00:46:52,103
Must be nice being someone
else's charity case.

949
00:46:52,145 --> 00:46:53,730
- I'm not sure I follow.

950
00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:56,274
- Oh, well, Michael,

951
00:46:56,316 --> 00:47:01,196
he told me that
you were adopted.

952
00:47:01,237 --> 00:47:02,697
And it's become a social trend

953
00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:07,202
for the distinguished to
adopt minority children.

954
00:47:07,243 --> 00:47:09,287
- Is there a point
to this sermon?

955
00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:10,538
- Yes.

956
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:14,084
I would like you to
teach me about yourself.

957
00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,211
All this new age, progressive...

958
00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,338
"Progressive".

959
00:47:19,297 --> 00:47:22,384
Liberal shenanigans.

960
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:25,220
Black people carrying
on like white people

961
00:47:25,261 --> 00:47:26,261
and vice versa.

962
00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:29,140
I'm sure you share
my philosophy.

963
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:32,227
- And what philosophy is that?

964
00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:34,938
- The belief, distinction,

965
00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:36,731
that there's a
difference between

966
00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:40,068
black people and niggers!

967
00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:47,242
Nothing. (laughs)

968
00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:49,119
Wow, nothing, no reaction.

969
00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:52,247
You know, I half expected you

970
00:47:52,288 --> 00:47:53,415
to call in your boy Michael

971
00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,583
to come in, jump
me, and beat my ass.

972
00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,546
But that just wouldn't
add up, would it?

973
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:04,050
I see why Melanie likes you.

974
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,095
Well, if you lie with dogs...

975
00:48:09,139 --> 00:48:10,139
Oh, you didn't know.

976
00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:14,728
(ominous music)

977
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:19,357
- You know what, Luke?

978
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,942
You don't know
anything about me.

979
00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:24,612
But at least now we
all know who you are.

980
00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:30,118
And at least I know
who my family is.

981
00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:34,456
(dramatic music)

982
00:48:34,497 --> 00:48:36,374
(laughing)

983
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,627
- Let's play, let's
play, let's play.

984
00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:40,669
Let's fuckin' play!

985
00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:50,263
(dramatic music)

986
00:49:08,698 --> 00:49:09,866
- Mm.

987
00:49:09,908 --> 00:49:10,908
- Just beer, huh?

988
00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:14,244
Hey.

989
00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:18,041
You made it, I thought
you two flaked.

990
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:19,167
Where is she?

991
00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:20,209
- Outside.

992
00:49:21,002 --> 00:49:22,379
- Look, I'm sorry man.

993
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,047
I didn't know this
was Luke's house,

994
00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:27,008
and I didn't know Luke
and Melanie dated,
I would've never...

995
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:28,050
- Don't sweat it, boo.

996
00:49:29,844 --> 00:49:32,055
- This is my obnoxious
best friend Michael,

997
00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:34,641
he is very drunk right now.

998
00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:36,393
- Yeah, I hadn't noticed.

999
00:49:36,434 --> 00:49:38,269
Pleasure, Michael.

1000
00:49:38,311 --> 00:49:39,854
- Hey, man.

1001
00:49:39,896 --> 00:49:42,190
Any friend of Chad's
is a friend of mine.

1002
00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:45,944
Let's get this man a drink!

1003
00:49:45,985 --> 00:49:46,985
- All right.

1004
00:49:55,495 --> 00:49:59,541
(drowned out music)

1005
00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:01,376
- What are you doing later?

1006
00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:32,490
Let's get the fuck out of here.

1007
00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:39,456
- Well, that escalated quickly.

1008
00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:47,339
- I can't believe I
let you convince me

1009
00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,465
to go to that party.

1010
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,509
- Man, I saved you back there,

1011
00:50:51,551 --> 00:50:52,635
you should be thanking me.

1012
00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:57,388
- You gotta be kidding me.

1013
00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:06,399
Michael, look, just
sit back and be quiet.

1014
00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:07,484
All right?

1015
00:51:07,525 --> 00:51:08,109
- [Michael] Okay.

1016
00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:09,611
- Okay.

1017
00:51:09,652 --> 00:51:13,239
Both hands on the wheel, make
eye contact, be respectful.

1018
00:51:13,281 --> 00:51:14,281
Breathe.

1019
00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:31,508
(knocking)

1020
00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:36,596
- Well, what do you know.

1021
00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:38,556
Where are you boys
headed at this hour?

1022
00:51:38,598 --> 00:51:39,598
- Headed home, sir.

1023
00:51:41,184 --> 00:51:43,395
- Your momma teach you
to talk proper like that?

1024
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,107
- Yes.

1025
00:51:47,148 --> 00:51:48,817
Yes sir, she did.

1026
00:51:48,858 --> 00:51:50,777
- Now she sounds like
a pretty smart woman.

1027
00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:53,363
You ever been arrested, son?

1028
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:55,532
- No, sir.

1029
00:51:55,573 --> 00:51:56,573
No, I haven't.

1030
00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:00,704
- We'll see about that.

1031
00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:03,039
License and registration,
hand it over.

1032
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,423
You look nervous, boy.

1033
00:52:12,632 --> 00:52:13,800
You boys have been drinking?

1034
00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:16,344
- Just a few beers.

1035
00:52:16,386 --> 00:52:17,512
Right, Chad?

1036
00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:19,973
- No, sir, I haven't
been drinking.

1037
00:52:20,015 --> 00:52:21,015
- You boys sit tight.

1038
00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,603
- Sit tight.

1039
00:52:25,645 --> 00:52:27,313
- Are you fucking kidding me?

1040
00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:28,523
- It was joke man, chill.

1041
00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:29,607
Okay?

1042
00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:31,026
- Sit back.

1043
00:52:31,067 --> 00:52:32,067
Sit back, Mike!

1044
00:52:38,116 --> 00:52:39,617
- [Michael] Chad, I'm sorry, I...

1045
00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:41,661
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!

1046
00:52:50,754 --> 00:52:52,213
- Breathe into this, son.

1047
00:52:54,716 --> 00:52:55,716
- No.

1048
00:52:57,552 --> 00:52:59,304
- [Officer] What did
you just say to me?

1049
00:53:01,556 --> 00:53:03,850
- I said no.

1050
00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:05,268
I'm not breathing into that.

1051
00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,396
Did you find anything
on my record?

1052
00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:10,731
No sir, you didn't.

1053
00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:14,277
You're trying to bait
me into an altercation.

1054
00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:16,613
Now, it's been a
very long night,

1055
00:53:16,654 --> 00:53:18,114
I haven't done anything wrong,

1056
00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:20,867
and I'd appreciate it if you
let me and my friend go home.

1057
00:53:26,748 --> 00:53:28,375
- Step out of the car, son.

1058
00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:29,209
- For what?

1059
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,543
I...

1060
00:53:30,585 --> 00:53:31,771
- Officer, Officer, it
was just a bad joke.

1061
00:53:31,795 --> 00:53:33,922
He hasn't been drinking, I have.

1062
00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:35,924
He's my designated driver.

1063
00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:38,468
- I said step out of the car.

1064
00:53:54,526 --> 00:53:57,195
Arms to your side, eyes closed.

1065
00:53:58,571 --> 00:54:01,616
Put your left index
finger on your nose.

1066
00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:02,658
- Are you serious?

1067
00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,360
- Get back in the car, Michael.

1068
00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:20,736
- What's your
fucking problem, man!

1069
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,821
- Get back in the
fucking car, Mike!

1070
00:54:21,845 --> 00:54:22,762
- Do you let the white man

1071
00:54:22,804 --> 00:54:24,389
fight all your battles for you?

1072
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:27,350
- That's my fucking
friend you're harassing!

1073
00:54:27,392 --> 00:54:28,577
You don't know what
he means to me,

1074
00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:29,602
what he's done for me.

1075
00:54:30,895 --> 00:54:31,896
He's a good man!

1076
00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:36,067
- Mike, look at me.

1077
00:54:39,779 --> 00:54:40,864
Go sit down, all right?

1078
00:54:51,624 --> 00:54:52,624
I'm sorry.

1079
00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:54,918
You said this line?

1080
00:54:56,504 --> 00:54:57,504
Hm?

1081
00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:05,096
- Get back in your vehicle.

1082
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,268
(dramatic music)

1083
00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,486
- Fuck.

1084
00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:23,323
(sobbing)

1085
00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,382
You really did it
this time, Mike.

1086
00:55:42,217 --> 00:55:43,802
You almost got me arrested, man.

1087
00:55:46,388 --> 00:55:47,681
You gotta stop this!

1088
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,560
- I know.

1089
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,355
I know.

1090
00:55:57,982 --> 00:56:00,443
(sobbing)

1091
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,946
(dramatic music)

1092
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:08,118
♪ So we cherished,
embarrassed with holy merit ♪

1093
00:56:08,159 --> 00:56:09,661
♪ I only fight to the point ♪

1094
00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:11,287
♪ To where I can bear it ♪

1095
00:56:11,329 --> 00:56:14,124
♪ My soul is barren, these
dreams is trying to scare it ♪

1096
00:56:14,165 --> 00:56:15,500
♪ Scar it, I beg your pardon ♪

1097
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:18,461
♪ I'm starting, it
parched the harshest ♪

1098
00:56:18,503 --> 00:56:21,965
♪ I tried so hard ♪

1099
00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:24,718
♪ To live my life ♪

1100
00:56:24,759 --> 00:56:27,637
♪ With these kind of
people around me ♪

1101
00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:30,432
♪ It's a hard time ♪

1102
00:56:35,186 --> 00:56:37,022
- So, are you gonna go?

1103
00:56:39,107 --> 00:56:40,608
Come on bro, you have to.

1104
00:56:41,526 --> 00:56:43,987
- No, actually, I don't.

1105
00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:46,906
- You're not the
least bit curious?

1106
00:56:48,199 --> 00:56:51,202
- Maybe 10 years ago,
but I have a family now.

1107
00:56:51,244 --> 00:56:52,162
- Yeah, but it's not
like they're trying

1108
00:56:52,203 --> 00:56:53,830
to take that away from you,

1109
00:56:53,872 --> 00:56:56,082
they just want to be
a part of your life.

1110
00:56:56,124 --> 00:56:57,476
I wouldn't let them
down easy either,

1111
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,793
but at least give them a chance.

1112
00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,440
I mean, don't you want to
know where you came from?

1113
00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:05,133
You gotta blame someone for
why you're so damn ugly, right?

1114
00:57:08,636 --> 00:57:09,676
Look, I'll cut you a deal.

1115
00:57:10,972 --> 00:57:13,933
I'll quit drinking if
you go to this reunion.

1116
00:57:13,975 --> 00:57:14,975
- Nah uh, nope.

1117
00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:17,854
Doesn't work that way, Mike.

1118
00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:20,065
You have to quit drinking
because you want to.

1119
00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,861
- True, you're right.

1120
00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:29,240
Just promise me you'll
at least consider going.

1121
00:57:29,282 --> 00:57:30,509
Don't let your pride hinder you

1122
00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:31,910
from a potentially great thing.

1123
00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:34,829
And don't go to appease them.

1124
00:57:36,414 --> 00:57:37,832
Go so you can get closure.

1125
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,131
- Let me guess, the usual?

1126
00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:47,842
- Yeah, I'll take a Bud Light.

1127
00:57:49,344 --> 00:57:50,762
- I'll go to the reunion, Mike.

1128
00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:53,556
- Actually, water will be fine.

1129
00:57:57,227 --> 00:57:58,687
- How is she?

1130
00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:00,438
- I gave an oath of secrecy.

1131
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,041
I'm afraid the only
information I can divulge

1132
00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:03,692
is the contents of
the Spanish omelet.

1133
00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,862
Do I look like a
stripper to you?

1134
00:58:07,904 --> 00:58:08,904
- Devin.

1135
00:58:09,739 --> 00:58:10,739
There's nothing I can do?

1136
00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:15,036
(laughing)

1137
00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:15,912
- What's so funny?

1138
00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,914
- I'm sorry, I just had an idea.

1139
00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:20,000
But it's gonna require
your full commitment.

1140
00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,041
- Try me.

1141
00:58:21,918 --> 00:58:24,212
- I'll explain, I
get off in an hour.

1142
00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:26,423
I know the perfect place
we can go to unwind.

1143
00:58:26,464 --> 00:58:28,842
- Oh, easy Polanski,
we just met here.

1144
00:58:28,883 --> 00:58:29,883
- Hm.

1145
00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,776
- Devin?

1146
00:58:46,818 --> 00:58:47,818
- Melanball.

1147
00:58:50,905 --> 00:58:52,949
- Yes queens, take your pick.

1148
00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:54,868
Caramel or white chocolate?

1149
00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:56,161
(laughing)

1150
00:58:56,202 --> 00:58:59,122
- Oh, you already know,
I like the dark meat.

1151
00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:01,249
- In that case,
snowflake is all mine.

1152
00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:06,755
- What the actual fuck?

1153
00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:08,396
- Hey, I just told
them you were a little

1154
00:59:08,423 --> 00:59:10,216
shorthanded for the
fundraiser this weekend,

1155
00:59:10,258 --> 00:59:12,510
and they graciously
offered to volunteer.

1156
00:59:13,845 --> 00:59:18,767
- Okay, ladies, gents
and everyone in between,

1157
00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:24,105
you are in for a sickening
gender bending extravaganza

1158
00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:26,107
for a very special cause.

1159
00:59:26,149 --> 00:59:29,611
The name of the game is...

1160
00:59:29,652 --> 00:59:32,739
Beat Dat Face!

1161
00:59:32,781 --> 00:59:35,784
I will be selecting two
queens from the audience

1162
00:59:35,825 --> 00:59:39,704
to give makeovers to
two straight people
from the audience,

1163
00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:41,998
and then the audience
will pick a winner.

1164
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,377
So, do I have any volunteers?

1165
00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:46,461
(laughing)

1166
00:59:46,503 --> 00:59:48,088
- Yes!

1167
00:59:48,129 --> 00:59:50,590
- [Host] Yes, yes, the two
thirsty queens in the back.

1168
00:59:52,384 --> 00:59:56,763
And how about my
straight people?

1169
00:59:56,805 --> 01:00:00,392
Come on, don't be shy!

1170
01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,351
Mhm.

1171
01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:02,894
You two.

1172
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,938
Come on up and have
a seat on stage.

1173
01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:17,075
All right, ladies.

1174
01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:18,868
Beat Them Faces!

1175
01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:22,997
(catchy pop music)

1176
01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,961
♪ To say you still hate me ♪

1177
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:32,716
♪ You're simply understating ♪

1178
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,052
♪ It makes me feel so crazy ♪

1179
01:00:36,094 --> 01:00:39,014
♪ To say you're uncertain ♪

1180
01:00:39,055 --> 01:00:41,182
(cheering)

1181
01:00:44,519 --> 01:00:46,688
(clapping)

1182
01:00:52,068 --> 01:00:53,862
(laughing)

1183
01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:55,238
- I'm not sure I'll ever be able

1184
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,740
to look at you the same.

1185
01:00:56,781 --> 01:00:57,781
- Yeah.

1186
01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:02,078
Look, I just wanted to
say that I'm really...

1187
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,540
(lighthearted piano music)

1188
01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,803
(chuckling)

1189
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,561
- Wow, ain't you
just a delicious hunk

1190
01:01:26,603 --> 01:01:27,771
of sexy chocolate?

1191
01:01:29,105 --> 01:01:32,609
You'd melt nicely in my mouth.

1192
01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:35,195
- Okay, sorry, sorry,
sorry, but this one's mine.

1193
01:01:35,236 --> 01:01:36,529
- Damn, girl!

1194
01:01:36,571 --> 01:01:38,174
You can't be bringing
in eye candy like this

1195
01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:40,325
and not share him with the
rest of us thirsty bitches.

1196
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:44,120
You better hold onto his
manhood like a vice grip, honey.

1197
01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:45,372
- Okay, all right, come on.

1198
01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,166
- Girl.

1199
01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:52,379
(catchy music)

1200
01:01:57,175 --> 01:02:00,303
- You neglected to mention
this was a gay bar.

1201
01:02:00,345 --> 01:02:01,262
- What difference does it make?

1202
01:02:01,304 --> 01:02:03,139
You're with me, right?

1203
01:02:03,181 --> 01:02:04,099
Come on, come on.

1204
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:05,183
Let's dance!

1205
01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:06,351
Come on!

1206
01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,144
(chuckling)

1207
01:02:08,186 --> 01:02:09,145
Hey, hey, look at me!

1208
01:02:09,187 --> 01:02:10,188
Look at me.

1209
01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:11,189
Don't be scared, okay?

1210
01:02:11,231 --> 01:02:12,607
If there's anywhere
in this planet

1211
01:02:12,649 --> 01:02:13,959
that you didn't have
to worry about how

1212
01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:16,611
other people look at
you, it's here, okay?

1213
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:18,321
Get out of your head!

1214
01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,490
Come on, just let go!

1215
01:02:20,532 --> 01:02:21,408
Just...

1216
01:02:21,449 --> 01:02:22,449
Okay, move your hips.

1217
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:25,786
Just go with it!

1218
01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:30,417
- [Chad] You're just
gonna leave me here?

1219
01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:33,920
(catchy electronic music)

1220
01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:06,369
- You look lost.

1221
01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:07,722
- And you look like
you just lost a bet

1222
01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:09,956
predicting who'd win The Voice.

1223
01:03:09,998 --> 01:03:11,392
And there's no
consolation at the bottom

1224
01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:13,084
of that vodka
you're sucking down.

1225
01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:16,421
And shouldn't you be out here

1226
01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:19,341
mining this treasure trove
for attractive gay men?

1227
01:03:19,382 --> 01:03:21,301
- Gays aren't inherently
extroverted, Chad.

1228
01:03:21,343 --> 01:03:22,635
I keep to myself.

1229
01:03:22,677 --> 01:03:25,305
Although I did notice a
little cutie over there.

1230
01:03:25,347 --> 01:03:26,306
The hottie in the purple pants

1231
01:03:26,348 --> 01:03:28,391
with the face like Jesus.

1232
01:03:28,433 --> 01:03:29,893
- I don't know.

1233
01:03:29,934 --> 01:03:31,287
If I would've seen him
anywhere else but here

1234
01:03:31,311 --> 01:03:33,021
I'd think he's straight.

1235
01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:34,623
There's something about
his demeanor doesn't scream

1236
01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:37,192
"I love Project Runway and
listening to show tunes".

1237
01:03:37,233 --> 01:03:39,361
- You must think I just
sashay around in my underwear

1238
01:03:39,402 --> 01:03:41,905
listening to Lady
Gaga and Beyonce.

1239
01:03:41,946 --> 01:03:42,697
- Well, don't you?

1240
01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,698
- Obviously!

1241
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:44,616
But that's beside the point.

1242
01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:45,992
There's more to me than that.

1243
01:03:47,369 --> 01:03:50,038
There's no way in hell
that that guy is straight.

1244
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,289
- How can you be so sure?

1245
01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,331
- The five second rule.

1246
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:56,211
Straight men don't give
other guys eye contact

1247
01:03:56,252 --> 01:03:57,420
for very long.

1248
01:03:57,462 --> 01:03:59,422
Two or three seconds tops.

1249
01:03:59,464 --> 01:04:01,341
And when a gay man
suspects that another man

1250
01:04:01,383 --> 01:04:02,759
is part of the family,

1251
01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,362
he looks into his eyes
for five whole seconds

1252
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,096
without blinking.

1253
01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:08,598
And if he reciprocates, you
know he's checking you out.

1254
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,351
It's like an unspoken gay
language or something.

1255
01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:12,686
- So, did he reciprocate?

1256
01:04:12,727 --> 01:04:15,230
I mean, you seem
pretty confident.

1257
01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:16,551
- Trust me, he's not interested.

1258
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:18,983
- We'll see about that.

1259
01:04:22,070 --> 01:04:23,279
Rejected again.

1260
01:04:23,321 --> 01:04:25,323
And we all have
somebody we'd sacrifice

1261
01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:28,660
our right arm for just to
spend one night with them.

1262
01:04:28,702 --> 01:04:30,346
We convince ourselves
that if they just gave us

1263
01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,038
just five seconds of their time,

1264
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,624
we can prove to them we're
the right person for them,

1265
01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,001
and for obvious reasons,

1266
01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:38,169
they don't give us
the time of day.

1267
01:04:38,211 --> 01:04:41,297
Like karma, it is
a vicious cycle.

1268
01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:47,178
See that cutie sitting in
the middle table over there?

1269
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,555
I saw him from across the room

1270
01:04:48,596 --> 01:04:51,224
and I finally mustered up
the courage to go say hi,

1271
01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:52,266
and he blew me off!

1272
01:04:53,101 --> 01:04:54,477
Not in the fun way.

1273
01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:56,021
(chuckling)

1274
01:04:56,062 --> 01:04:57,063
Want to know his excuse?

1275
01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:00,108
He said he was holding
out for the hottie

1276
01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,152
in the tight,
purple skinny jeans.

1277
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,363
Looks like the pendulum of fate

1278
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:07,240
has just swung back in
your favor, my friend.

1279
01:05:19,544 --> 01:05:20,587
- Hi, I'm Devin.

1280
01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:23,131
Can I buy you a drink?

1281
01:05:24,257 --> 01:05:27,052
(catchy randb music)

1282
01:05:36,978 --> 01:05:40,815
♪ Sexy, independent ♪

1283
01:05:40,857 --> 01:05:44,694
♪ You are a star ♪

1284
01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:55,663
♪ Sexy, independent ♪

1285
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,154
- [Woman] Oh my God.

1286
01:06:28,196 --> 01:06:29,447
Did you hear that?

1287
01:06:29,489 --> 01:06:31,574
I think there's
someone in our house!

1288
01:06:31,616 --> 01:06:33,660
- [Woman] I didn't
hear anything.

1289
01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:34,702
- Okay, okay.

1290
01:06:36,371 --> 01:06:38,915
You've taken several self
defense courses, Felicia.

1291
01:06:38,957 --> 01:06:40,709
You're a one woman
killing machine!

1292
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,750
You've got this.

1293
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,420
Sir!

1294
01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:47,215
We have a knife.

1295
01:06:48,425 --> 01:06:49,217
- We do?

1296
01:06:49,259 --> 01:06:50,760
- Yes, we do.

1297
01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:53,346
And we're not afraid to use it.

1298
01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:55,432
So you better just
stand right there.

1299
01:06:55,473 --> 01:06:57,726
- There's been a big
misunderstanding here.

1300
01:06:57,767 --> 01:06:58,560
Okay?

1301
01:06:58,601 --> 01:06:59,561
I'm here with...

1302
01:06:59,602 --> 01:07:00,770
- Really, really?

1303
01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:02,188
You've broken into our house,

1304
01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:04,232
removed your trousers.

1305
01:07:04,274 --> 01:07:06,943
If your intention was to
physically assault one of us,

1306
01:07:06,985 --> 01:07:09,571
you've come to the
wrong place, my friend.

1307
01:07:09,612 --> 01:07:10,780
I've got a snapper trapper

1308
01:07:10,822 --> 01:07:12,407
that will sever your
manhood in half.

1309
01:07:14,659 --> 01:07:15,659
- It's true.

1310
01:07:16,661 --> 01:07:18,830
- Don't you move a muscle.

1311
01:07:18,872 --> 01:07:19,873
Hey!

1312
01:07:19,914 --> 01:07:22,459
(dramatic music)

1313
01:07:25,337 --> 01:07:27,339
(groaning)

1314
01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:33,595
- [Chad] Please!

1315
01:07:33,636 --> 01:07:34,763
I'm not a bad guy.

1316
01:07:37,557 --> 01:07:38,557
- Mom?

1317
01:07:39,934 --> 01:07:40,934
- Melanie?

1318
01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:44,647
(gasping)

1319
01:07:44,689 --> 01:07:45,689
- Oh my God.

1320
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,234
- Not bad.

1321
01:07:48,276 --> 01:07:49,194
- Mom!

1322
01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,445
- [Felicia] For a guy, I mean.

1323
01:08:06,211 --> 01:08:07,587
- Well, sweetheart.

1324
01:08:07,629 --> 01:08:09,673
I can't tell you how
good it is to see you

1325
01:08:09,714 --> 01:08:10,924
and how happy we are.

1326
01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:16,596
- I thought you guys
were on vacation.

1327
01:08:16,638 --> 01:08:18,181
- We're sorry to
have interrupted

1328
01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:20,558
your little sexcapade.

1329
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,060
This is our house, you know.

1330
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,102
- Enough!

1331
01:08:23,853 --> 01:08:24,729
Okay?

1332
01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:26,356
I can't take it anymore.

1333
01:08:26,398 --> 01:08:28,566
This is Chad, and you
guys will be happy to know

1334
01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:30,652
he's not a psycho sex killer.

1335
01:08:30,694 --> 01:08:32,487
He's in fact a
reluctant participant

1336
01:08:32,529 --> 01:08:35,156
in this date from hell.

1337
01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:39,869
Chad, say hello to
my mother, Felicia.

1338
01:08:41,579 --> 01:08:44,874
And my other mother, Margaret.

1339
01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:50,338
- Makes so much sense now.

1340
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:51,589
- Aw, he's adorable.

1341
01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,717
He just put two
and two together.

1342
01:08:53,758 --> 01:08:55,069
- Margaret, come with
me to the kitchen.

1343
01:08:55,093 --> 01:08:56,553
We have a distinguished guest

1344
01:08:56,594 --> 01:08:59,139
in much need of a mimosa.

1345
01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:04,019
- [Felicia] Aren't you
happy to see us, sweetie?

1346
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:04,894
I guess it was fate that told us

1347
01:09:04,936 --> 01:09:06,187
to come back early from Tulsa.

1348
01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,357
- I might be traveling
there in a few weeks.

1349
01:09:13,069 --> 01:09:14,779
- Suit yourselves.

1350
01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:15,821
Salud.

1351
01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:19,200
- [Margaret] Well,
what's the occasion?

1352
01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:21,536
- My birth mother is
hosting a family reunion

1353
01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:25,206
so I can meet my
biological family.

1354
01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,584
- I just love stories like this.

1355
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,295
Makes me tear up just
thinking about it.

1356
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,756
When I first laid
my eyes on Melanie,

1357
01:09:34,049 --> 01:09:35,800
I knew my life would
never be the same.

1358
01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:40,472
- Our lives would
never be the same.

1359
01:09:40,513 --> 01:09:41,723
- Our lives.

1360
01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:45,769
- Well, Chad, it is a
pleasure to meet you.

1361
01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:47,812
I apologize for the
near bludgeoning.

1362
01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:49,415
- Melanie, you really
should bring him over

1363
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,191
for a proper dinner some time.

1364
01:09:51,232 --> 01:09:53,109
Preferably with his clothes on.

1365
01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:55,028
(chuckling)

1366
01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:56,071
- Okay.

1367
01:09:56,112 --> 01:09:58,365
(chuckling)

1368
01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:10,710
- [Reporter] Here's
Tom with more.

1369
01:10:12,045 --> 01:10:14,756
- Hey Dad, guess what
I got accepted into?

1370
01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:15,798
- Quiet!

1371
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,468
I'm trying to hear this.

1372
01:10:20,095 --> 01:10:22,180
- It's a fraternity.

1373
01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:26,226
- I'll tell you one thing.

1374
01:10:27,852 --> 01:10:30,772
I better not catch you at one
of these damn demonstrations.

1375
01:10:30,814 --> 01:10:31,773
- [Luke] Yes, sir.

1376
01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:32,941
- Not under my roof.

1377
01:10:36,736 --> 01:10:41,658
I raised you to
respect authority.

1378
01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:45,077
- [Luke] Dad.

1379
01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:50,792
- What are you looking at?

1380
01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:53,293
- Dad.

1381
01:10:57,173 --> 01:10:58,633
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1382
01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:00,010
- [Luke] Just give me a minute.

1383
01:11:00,051 --> 01:11:02,095
(groaning)

1384
01:11:05,724 --> 01:11:07,517
- Say something!

1385
01:11:07,559 --> 01:11:08,559
Do something!

1386
01:11:09,310 --> 01:11:10,310
Be a man!

1387
01:11:13,606 --> 01:11:15,400
Yeah.

1388
01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,527
(laughing)

1389
01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:20,655
That's what I thought.

1390
01:11:23,450 --> 01:11:24,576
Now fix your face.

1391
01:11:26,578 --> 01:11:28,079
You're starting
to look like her.

1392
01:11:29,706 --> 01:11:32,083
(heavy breathing)

1393
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,336
(dramatic music)

1394
01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:37,255
(door shuts)

1395
01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:38,757
- Well good morning, Michael.

1396
01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:39,549
- Good morning, Mrs. Johnson.

1397
01:11:39,591 --> 01:11:41,384
Is Chad awake?

1398
01:11:41,426 --> 01:11:44,471
- Oh, I'm afraid he's
not home right now.

1399
01:11:44,512 --> 01:11:45,740
- Oh, I just assumed
'cause his car

1400
01:11:45,764 --> 01:11:46,973
was parked outside.

1401
01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:48,775
- He spent the night
with Melanie last night.

1402
01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:52,479
Are you okay?

1403
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,938
You look a little frazzled,

1404
01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:54,856
you want to come inside?

1405
01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:56,900
- Oh, no, no, no, that's fine.

1406
01:11:56,941 --> 01:11:58,651
Can you just have
him give me a call

1407
01:11:58,693 --> 01:11:59,361
when he's home?

1408
01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:00,402
- Sure.

1409
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,116
Are you sure you're okay?

1410
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:09,913
- Actually, do you mind
if I use your restroom?

1411
01:12:09,954 --> 01:12:10,789
- Well of course, silly.

1412
01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:11,915
Come on in.

1413
01:12:11,956 --> 01:12:12,956
- Thanks.

1414
01:12:26,221 --> 01:12:28,348
- You've left me with
no other option, Luke.

1415
01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:30,766
We've been here before,

1416
01:12:31,893 --> 01:12:33,645
but I'm not coming
back this time.

1417
01:12:35,814 --> 01:12:37,315
- I need another chance.

1418
01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:40,860
'Cause you're the only one.

1419
01:12:43,822 --> 01:12:46,991
You're the only one
who cares about me.

1420
01:12:47,033 --> 01:12:48,410
- I will always care.

1421
01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:52,372
But I deserve better.

1422
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:56,626
I have to take
care of myself now.

1423
01:12:57,961 --> 01:12:58,961
- Amber.

1424
01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:02,297
Amber.

1425
01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:04,258
- Goodbye, Luke.

1426
01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:11,641
(somber music)

1427
01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:14,853
(chuckling)

1428
01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:16,730
Something funny, Mike?

1429
01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:17,981
- Yeah, actually.

1430
01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:23,278
The pathetic look on your face

1431
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,866
after being rejected by someone

1432
01:13:27,907 --> 01:13:29,951
you've treated like an option

1433
01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,537
rather than a loyal friend.

1434
01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:35,832
It's actually quite amusing.

1435
01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:43,840
- What the fuck would you
know, you drunk bastard.

1436
01:13:43,882 --> 01:13:47,344
Do you know anything
about suffering?

1437
01:13:47,385 --> 01:13:48,803
Huh?

1438
01:13:48,845 --> 01:13:49,845
- I know enough.

1439
01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:51,972
You're no victim.

1440
01:13:53,058 --> 01:13:56,061
You're just a sad little
bully with daddy issues

1441
01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:57,729
who's finally being
called out for it.

1442
01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:15,329
Take care, buddy.

1443
01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:21,336
- Hey!

1444
01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:22,754
He didn't pay his tab.

1445
01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:23,796
- Man, fuck him.

1446
01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,666
(engine revs)

1447
01:15:15,849 --> 01:15:18,059
(laughing)

1448
01:15:21,938 --> 01:15:23,815
(beeping)

1449
01:15:29,571 --> 01:15:31,448
- Hey, guys.

1450
01:15:31,489 --> 01:15:32,489
Where's my car?

1451
01:15:39,414 --> 01:15:40,874
- Chad, come and have a seat.

1452
01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:43,792
- Dad, what's wrong?

1453
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,213
Mom, you okay?

1454
01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:53,886
- There was an accident.

1455
01:15:55,930 --> 01:15:56,930
It's about Michael.

1456
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:00,518
- Is he okay?

1457
01:16:03,355 --> 01:16:04,355
- No.

1458
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:06,733
He's gone, Chad.

1459
01:16:09,277 --> 01:16:10,278
He borrowed your car.

1460
01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:15,325
The last place anybody
saw him was the pub,

1461
01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:16,868
and there was a crash.

1462
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,668
(sobbing)

1463
01:16:27,003 --> 01:16:29,464
(somber music)

1464
01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:53,613
- [Michael] Yo,
yo, this is Mike.

1465
01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:54,739
You know what to do.

1466
01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:55,865
Bye Felicia, peace!

1467
01:17:00,036 --> 01:17:01,871
(sobbing)

1468
01:17:25,812 --> 01:17:27,480
- It's okay.

1469
01:17:27,522 --> 01:17:29,524
(sobbing)

1470
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:46,384
- Hey, where are you
going with that bottle?

1471
01:17:49,127 --> 01:17:50,127
- No, no.

1472
01:17:53,089 --> 01:17:54,966
Are you proud of
what you've made me?

1473
01:17:56,259 --> 01:17:57,927
Because I fucking hate me.

1474
01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:01,639
(dramatic music)

1475
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,977
- You don't have to do this.

1476
01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:30,186
Not if you don't want to.

1477
01:19:31,563 --> 01:19:33,565
People will understand
if you need more time.

1478
01:19:33,606 --> 01:19:35,150
You're not obligated.

1479
01:19:37,068 --> 01:19:38,111
- I want to do this.

1480
01:19:39,904 --> 01:19:40,904
I need to do this.

1481
01:19:42,073 --> 01:19:43,393
It's what Michael
would've wanted.

1482
01:19:56,713 --> 01:20:00,216
(lighthearted guitar music)

1483
01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:20,653
- [Jasmine] You ready for this?

1484
01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:24,949
- You know, I was,
until just now.

1485
01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:27,786
- You have nothing
to worry about.

1486
01:20:27,827 --> 01:20:31,915
Everyone is beyond
ecstatic to meet you.

1487
01:20:31,956 --> 01:20:33,166
Especially...

1488
01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:35,543
(clapping)

1489
01:20:35,585 --> 01:20:36,586
Your Aunt Ruth.

1490
01:20:37,712 --> 01:20:39,214
- He's here!

1491
01:20:39,255 --> 01:20:40,255
Thank you Jesus.

1492
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:45,470
Come on over here boy, give
your Auntie Ruth some sugar!

1493
01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:46,512
- Jesus, Ruth!

1494
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,600
He's been through
enough already today.

1495
01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:53,395
- Okay, you're right.

1496
01:20:53,436 --> 01:20:56,147
Woo, you're so good
looking, just handsome.

1497
01:20:56,189 --> 01:20:57,416
I guess that's one
of the few things

1498
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,734
that you inherited from
your no good daddy.

1499
01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:00,485
(chuckling)

1500
01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:01,903
Come on over here.

1501
01:21:01,945 --> 01:21:04,239
We're so excited, I'm
just happy you're here.

1502
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,537
He's here!

1503
01:21:14,207 --> 01:21:16,167
- Everyone, Chad.

1504
01:21:17,335 --> 01:21:20,797
We would like to
officially welcome

1505
01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:23,133
and introduce you
to the Jones family.

1506
01:21:24,801 --> 01:21:26,678
- It's wonderful he's here.

1507
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,471
- It's been a long time coming,

1508
01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:31,766
but you're finally here.

1509
01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:39,273
Beautiful.

1510
01:21:40,650 --> 01:21:42,152
Isn't it?

1511
01:21:42,193 --> 01:21:43,193
- It's incredible.

1512
01:21:44,195 --> 01:21:46,489
I've never seen
anything like it.

1513
01:21:46,531 --> 01:21:48,450
- This is your grandfather.

1514
01:21:48,491 --> 01:21:51,369
That's his artwork,
he was an artist.

1515
01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:53,913
And this is your grandmother.

1516
01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:55,123
She was a musician.

1517
01:21:56,332 --> 01:21:59,336
You see that old record
player over there?

1518
01:21:59,377 --> 01:22:00,670
She used to put us to sleep

1519
01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:02,213
playing records on that thing.

1520
01:22:04,174 --> 01:22:06,551
Music means a great deal to us.

1521
01:22:07,802 --> 01:22:09,220
It has the power to heal.

1522
01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:14,017
- So, Chad, sweetheart.

1523
01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,977
I bet you've never had
a good homecooked meal

1524
01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:17,354
like this before.

1525
01:22:17,395 --> 01:22:20,190
We have friend chicken,
mashed potatoes,

1526
01:22:20,231 --> 01:22:22,609
some sweet corn,
macaroni and cheese,

1527
01:22:22,650 --> 01:22:24,235
some biscuits, peppers,

1528
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:26,071
and you know we gotta
have that hot sauce.

1529
01:22:27,530 --> 01:22:31,159
- My best friend Michael
made a version of this meal

1530
01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:32,201
earlier this year.

1531
01:22:33,203 --> 01:22:35,830
He was giving me a
taste of my own culture.

1532
01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,415
- Oh, eat up then.

1533
01:22:37,457 --> 01:22:38,893
'Cause we're gonna fatten
you up nice and good

1534
01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:40,752
before you go back.

1535
01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:42,462
How else do you
think the sisters,

1536
01:22:42,504 --> 01:22:43,546
we get this thickness

1537
01:22:43,588 --> 01:22:45,840
and get our big hips from?

1538
01:22:45,882 --> 01:22:48,593
- Ruth, have a little class.

1539
01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:50,470
- I'm just trying to make sure

1540
01:22:50,512 --> 01:22:53,306
that my nephew gets fed well

1541
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:54,683
before he goes back over there

1542
01:22:54,724 --> 01:22:56,434
with Edith and Archie Bunker.

1543
01:22:56,476 --> 01:22:57,394
- Ruth.

1544
01:22:57,435 --> 01:22:58,019
- [Ruth] Eating TV dinners.

1545
01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,396
- Ruth.

1546
01:22:59,437 --> 01:23:00,915
- Oh, don't get all
worked up, Jasmine.

1547
01:23:00,939 --> 01:23:02,607
I'm just trying to gauge

1548
01:23:02,649 --> 01:23:06,569
how effectively my
sweet nephew was raised.

1549
01:23:06,611 --> 01:23:08,113
So, Chad.

1550
01:23:08,154 --> 01:23:12,617
Have your parents ever
taken you to a black church?

1551
01:23:12,659 --> 01:23:14,494
Or have you gone
to anything like

1552
01:23:14,536 --> 01:23:15,912
one of the MLK parades

1553
01:23:15,954 --> 01:23:18,540
or done something for
Black History Month?

1554
01:23:18,581 --> 01:23:19,581
- Damn it, Ruth!

1555
01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:25,046
- I always feared
this would happen.

1556
01:23:25,088 --> 01:23:26,464
That they would try to shame him

1557
01:23:26,506 --> 01:23:28,466
out of his heritage.

1558
01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:30,635
I bet they took immense pride

1559
01:23:30,677 --> 01:23:34,097
in raising this little
young, black child.

1560
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,641
They probably stood him
up on their ottomans

1561
01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:37,809
and lifted him up in the air

1562
01:23:37,851 --> 01:23:39,394
like he was Simba or something?

1563
01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:41,146
- What the hell
difference does it make?

1564
01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:42,187
He's here!

1565
01:23:42,939 --> 01:23:45,150
And that's all
that matters to me.

1566
01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,570
And you got a lot
of nerve to talk!

1567
01:23:48,611 --> 01:23:50,655
We don't know if you
got a job or not!

1568
01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:52,591
You got the nerve to be
talking about everybody here

1569
01:23:52,615 --> 01:23:55,452
like you're somebody special!

1570
01:23:55,493 --> 01:23:58,163
You say more
discourteous comment

1571
01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:01,499
and I will come
across this table,

1572
01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,626
and I'll snatch out every dread

1573
01:24:03,668 --> 01:24:05,545
you got locked up in your head.

1574
01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:12,551
Excuse me.

1575
01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:19,975
- Chad.

1576
01:24:21,936 --> 01:24:24,606
I was out of line,
and I'm sorry.

1577
01:24:25,899 --> 01:24:29,402
But I am just so glad
that you're here.

1578
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:32,780
- Hey, Aunt Ruth.

1579
01:24:34,407 --> 01:24:35,742
Do you like music?

1580
01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,079
- I do.

1581
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,456
(somber music)

1582
01:24:55,428 --> 01:24:58,473
(lighthearted music)

1583
01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,815
- [Jasmine] You have
everything you need?

1584
01:25:48,857 --> 01:25:49,857
- Yeah.

1585
01:26:02,537 --> 01:26:03,621
Is that you?

1586
01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:06,541
- Yep.

1587
01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:08,418
And that's you.

1588
01:26:11,796 --> 01:26:15,675
That's your father, Jonathan.

1589
01:26:15,717 --> 01:26:17,344
Handsome, like you.

1590
01:26:19,637 --> 01:26:20,972
- Why have you held onto this?

1591
01:26:22,891 --> 01:26:23,891
- Believe me.

1592
01:26:24,934 --> 01:26:27,479
I have many regrets.

1593
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,899
But meeting your father
is not one of them.

1594
01:26:32,233 --> 01:26:36,279
The past can sting,
erode at your soul,

1595
01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,323
shake you to the core.

1596
01:26:39,449 --> 01:26:41,534
Without it, we can't grow.

1597
01:26:42,827 --> 01:26:47,374
Your father was a
hard lesson for me,

1598
01:26:47,415 --> 01:26:48,415
but you...

1599
01:26:51,878 --> 01:26:54,798
You were a blessing.

1600
01:27:00,470 --> 01:27:01,971
- Is that why you
brought me here?

1601
01:27:03,264 --> 01:27:04,264
Teach me a lesson?

1602
01:27:06,434 --> 01:27:10,230
- I brought you here because
where you come from matters.

1603
01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:15,151
You come from a strong heritage.

1604
01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:23,702
We have withstood
unspeakable pain and loss.

1605
01:27:27,872 --> 01:27:32,419
But like a phoenix,
we rise, reborn.

1606
01:27:48,935 --> 01:27:49,935
Goodnight, son.

1607
01:27:51,062 --> 01:27:52,062
- Goodnight, mom.

1608
01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:07,871
♪ I got some confirmation ♪

1609
01:28:07,912 --> 01:28:09,497
♪ Through conversation
I'm debating ♪

1610
01:28:09,539 --> 01:28:11,833
♪ Contemplating, I've
forsaken waiting patient ♪

1611
01:28:11,875 --> 01:28:13,585
♪ I'm debating,
making statements ♪

1612
01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:14,878
♪ Hoods sacred, hoods awaken ♪

1613
01:28:14,919 --> 01:28:16,921
♪ Breathtaking, breaking
molds that we got ♪

1614
01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:18,423
♪ Guess we not, guess we is ♪

1615
01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,467
♪ Guess we're living
in the midst of it ♪

1616
01:28:20,508 --> 01:28:21,634
♪ Image it to pillage us ♪

1617
01:28:21,676 --> 01:28:23,845
♪ Pillaging off the diligence ♪

1618
01:28:23,887 --> 01:28:25,281
♪ Now that's the
power in the fist ♪

1619
01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:26,931
♪ So we raise it in the midst ♪

1620
01:28:26,973 --> 01:28:28,558
♪ If it's Shaka or a Kunta ♪

1621
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,851
♪ Enslave 'em or abuse 'em ♪

1622
01:28:29,893 --> 01:28:33,396
♪ Is it culture or the music ♪

1623
01:28:35,732 --> 01:28:38,860
- Before we begin this ceremony,

1624
01:28:38,902 --> 01:28:40,737
I would like you to
give a warm welcome

1625
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:44,699
to one of my very own pupils
with a special message.

1626
01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:47,452
Please, put your hands together

1627
01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:49,662
for Mr. Chad Johnson.

1628
01:28:49,704 --> 01:28:51,539
(clapping)

1629
01:28:58,755 --> 01:29:01,758
- And this moment is so
much bigger than myself.

1630
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,177
Four years ago when I first
stepped foot on this campus

1631
01:29:04,219 --> 01:29:08,598
as a jovial, naive,
carefree freshman,

1632
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,183
I wouldn't of imagined
the hard lessons

1633
01:29:10,225 --> 01:29:11,351
I would have to learn, so.

1634
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,770
Here goes nothing.

1635
01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:16,690
Graduations are a
lot like funerals.

1636
01:29:16,731 --> 01:29:18,942
All your loved ones
gather to witness

1637
01:29:18,983 --> 01:29:20,735
a death of one
part of your life,

1638
01:29:20,777 --> 01:29:22,904
and the birth of a new one.

1639
01:29:22,946 --> 01:29:25,198
Let this serve as
a collective eulogy

1640
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:28,034
to the things, the people,

1641
01:29:28,076 --> 01:29:29,369
and the life I used to know.

1642
01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:33,081
I spent most of my life
tailoring my personality

1643
01:29:33,123 --> 01:29:35,041
to everyone else's liking,

1644
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,835
but the truth is,

1645
01:29:36,876 --> 01:29:40,130
being who you are isn't
specific to an image,

1646
01:29:40,171 --> 01:29:43,591
a language, a
genre, a lifestyle,

1647
01:29:43,633 --> 01:29:44,634
or a personal interest.

1648
01:29:45,927 --> 01:29:47,887
The true essence of a person

1649
01:29:47,929 --> 01:29:50,598
is fostered by his
actions, his choices.

1650
01:29:52,767 --> 01:29:53,767
I choose me.

1651
01:29:54,811 --> 01:29:58,064
The me that believes in
everyone's divine humanright

1652
01:29:58,106 --> 01:30:03,028
to live boldly, honestly,
and without apology.

1653
01:30:03,069 --> 01:30:05,613
Allow me to reintroduce myself.

1654
01:30:05,655 --> 01:30:06,906
My name is Chad Johnson,

1655
01:30:06,948 --> 01:30:09,534
and I'm not your
typical black guy.

1656
01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:12,328
I shop at Hollister, I
listen to rock music,

1657
01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:13,580
and I think 2 Chainz

1658
01:30:13,621 --> 01:30:15,832
is just a fancy name
for a hardware store.

1659
01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:17,208
(laughing)

1660
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,878
But these things,
they don't define me.

1661
01:30:21,421 --> 01:30:25,675
What defines me isn't
what's seen on the surface,

1662
01:30:25,717 --> 01:30:27,093
but what's expressed beneath it.

1663
01:30:28,928 --> 01:30:30,930
(clapping)

1664
01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:36,311
- Here he comes.

1665
01:30:36,353 --> 01:30:37,479
- Yes.

1666
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:39,689
(laughing)

1667
01:30:49,074 --> 01:30:52,035
(lighthearted music)

1668
01:30:55,413 --> 01:30:57,707
(chuckling)

1669
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,669
- So, tell me, Chad.

1670
01:31:00,710 --> 01:31:02,962
How are you feeling
in this very moment?

1671
01:31:03,004 --> 01:31:04,881
- How do I feel right now?

1672
01:31:08,885 --> 01:31:09,885
Myself.

1673
01:31:11,096 --> 01:31:12,096
I feel like myself.

1674
01:31:13,765 --> 01:31:16,393
(catchy music)

1675
01:31:17,811 --> 01:31:20,105
♪ Now I ain't never
had much, see ♪

1676
01:31:20,146 --> 01:31:21,606
♪ Each side dusty ♪

1677
01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:23,316
♪ Half a loaf of
bread, red Kool-Aid ♪

1678
01:31:23,358 --> 01:31:24,567
♪ And some lunch meat ♪

1679
01:31:24,609 --> 01:31:25,985
♪ Girls wouldn't touch me ♪

1680
01:31:26,027 --> 01:31:27,153
♪ Thinking I had it ♪

1681
01:31:27,195 --> 01:31:31,032
♪ Close my eyes and imagine ♪

1682
01:31:31,074 --> 01:31:33,159
♪ No matter how the
situation looks ♪

1683
01:31:33,201 --> 01:31:36,162
♪ Plates empty imagining
food like the scene on Hook ♪

1684
01:31:36,204 --> 01:31:39,124
(somber piano music)

1685
01:32:09,988 --> 01:32:14,909
♪ How I remember the start ♪

1686
01:32:15,910 --> 01:32:19,914
♪ Hanging over the park ♪

1687
01:32:19,956 --> 01:32:24,669
♪ We talked ♪

1688
01:32:24,711 --> 01:32:30,508
♪ We were just
living our names ♪

1689
01:32:30,550 --> 01:32:34,471
♪ But new colors were made ♪

1690
01:32:34,512 --> 01:32:38,933
♪ On that walk ♪

1691
01:32:38,975 --> 01:32:40,643
♪ And I could not help ♪

1692
01:32:40,685 --> 01:32:42,479
♪ That I could not hold ♪

1693
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:44,314
♪ My heart back from guessing ♪

1694
01:32:44,356 --> 01:32:46,524
♪ What is my goal ♪

1695
01:32:46,566 --> 01:32:51,237
♪ But lies makes you
watch the thing play ♪

1696
01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:55,950
♪ Itself on out ♪

1697
01:32:56,951 --> 01:32:59,913
♪ It's where we found ♪

1698
01:33:16,179 --> 01:33:21,059
♪ A year or two
found us back here ♪

1699
01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:26,147
♪ Through the shout
and the tears ♪

1700
01:33:26,189 --> 01:33:31,027
♪ See what's grown ♪

1701
01:33:31,069 --> 01:33:36,783
♪ And trees taller
than we'd first seen ♪

1702
01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:41,121
♪ Lean and whispered to me ♪

1703
01:33:41,162 --> 01:33:45,041
♪ That you've known ♪

1704
01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:46,960
♪ And I could not stop ♪

1705
01:33:47,002 --> 01:33:48,962
♪ My right knee from dropping ♪

1706
01:33:49,004 --> 01:33:53,174
♪ Just like your tears
couldn't keep from falling ♪

1707
01:33:53,216 --> 01:33:57,887
♪ 'Cause life's too
big to not wonder ♪

1708
01:33:57,929 --> 01:34:02,600
♪ Who stayed around ♪

1709
01:34:03,601 --> 01:34:06,396
♪ Here's where we found ♪